haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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