What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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