I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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