ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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