I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He kissed a someone with a penis
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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