fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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