Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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