i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Randomize