i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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