Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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