Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
she looked like the before picture.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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