i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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