yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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