so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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