I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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