She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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