do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
She just used a chaser for red wine.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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