Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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