I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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