just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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