kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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