All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Dicks are not precious.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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