what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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