so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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