I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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