Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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