how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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