North Korea, Best Korea!
Betty ford says i'm here all night
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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