Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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