So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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