oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize