i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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