WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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