stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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