she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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