On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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