Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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