I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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