I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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