Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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