Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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