Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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