So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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