Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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