I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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