Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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