my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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