she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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