Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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