Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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