Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
