Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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