can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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