she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
And then my night got REAL pukey
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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