Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The adults are the big ones right?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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