I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
My ass is underappreciated
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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