i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
