I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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